Happy Invasion Day

I never did get around to cooking anything fun today, but whilst I was waiting for the bug bomb to clear inside I found these Australia Day themed tid bits.

This made my mother and I giggle. A lot.

THIS is nightmare inducing. To explain though this guy does an Australia Day add every year with the emphasis being on eating lamb. Because apparently all Australians eat lamb… or should anyway.

 

Anyway I made a page on here specifically for Australian slang, simply because I thought it would be fun/ educational. Maybe.

 

I shall attempt to make this post more “Strayan”

 

This arvo rather than have a barbie like all the bogans, I sat in the shed with my mum, bored shitlesss and eating bikkies. The cats were being sooks because we had to take them outside with us, then the youngest decided she’d have a stickybeak about the place. After that she was fine. I probably should have gone to the bottle-o and got some Bundy so we could have had a drink, then again we’d have ended up pissed. We would have needed the esky filled with ice too. Perhaps my dero of a brother might have stayed at home then at least. Bastard.

Later on my boyfriend rocked up and we sat on the deck for a while. After a while we decided it was tea time, so we got some KFC. Shoulda had Maccas though. After that we went to his unit and vegged out in front of the TV until it was late and time him to put the bins out for the garbo man and for me to head home.

 

Yeah, I know people who talk like that… anyway Happy Australia Day.